Top 4 reasons kids miss school

10 11 2006

Have you ever wondered why kids miss school so much? Find out here the top 4 reasons why kids miss school due to illness.

1. Colds

2. The Stomache Flu

3. Pink Eye

4. Strep Throat

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10 11 2006
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16 11 2006
Garry Conn

I believe that, because I think our kids have experienced all of the above on more than one occasion. So, what about the parents! Ha Ha… I have got something funny for you!

Top 15 Most Bizarre Reasons for Calling in Sick
Who hasn’t ever called in sick to work, only to be faking it because you
really, really… just want to have the day off? Aside from the many people that have real important jobs, such as a doctor, who unfortunately don’t have that luxury, it would be hard to find a single person that hasn’t called in sick for the purpose of just wanting a day off, either by being totally 100% fake, or by exploiting a minor incident that could have easily been dealt with before or after your scheduled day at work. Now, having all that said… here is a list of the top 15 most bizarre reasons for calling in sick:

I was sprayed by a skunk.
I tripped over my dog and was knocked unconscious.
My bus broke down and was held up by robbers.
I was arrested as a result of mistaken identity.
I forgot to come back to work after lunch.
I couldn’t find my shoes.
I hurt myself bowling.
I was spit on by a venomous snake.
I totaled my wife’s jeep in a collision with a cow.
A hit man was looking for me.
My curlers burned my hair and I had to go to the hairdresser.
I eloped.
My cat unplugged my alarm clock.
I had to be there for my husband’s grand jury trial.
I had to ship my grandmother’s bones to India. (note: she had passed away 20 years ago)


Did you know that blogging is now one of the most leading reasons for someone
to loose their job! It seems that employers use Google too! Comment back, if you
dare, and share with us some of the most creative and unusual ways you have
gotten out of work. Be careful though, because THEY (your employer, your
boss, etc…
) are watching! LOL!!.And I guess I should help and keep things
somewhat on topic here; What are some of funny reasons or excuses your kids
might have told you for not wanting to go to school for that day.

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